Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)

Summary

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We spent 6 seconds downloading 764 toots at 2026-02-03 23:56:15 EST from a total of 26 servers. We ended up with a set of 75 unique toots posted between Sun 2 Jul 2023 19:00 EDT and Mon 3 Jul 2023 00:43 EDT by 6 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 26 different servers, of which 26 (100.0%) succeeded and 0 (0.0%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 75 .

‘Floaty Birb’ (floatybirb@mastodon.social) tooted the most with 41 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from Wyatt H Knott (whknott@mastodon.social) had 2 boosts.

Not trying to assume anyone's gender - but this Godzilla is clearly a menopausal female. I mean, hot flashes, cold sweats, chasing her delinquent teenager across the Pacific, yet not taking anyone's shit when they attack her kid, especially from the annoying neighbor's teenagers.

  1. This toot from howler0502 (howler0502@mastodon.social) had 2 boosts.

You'll never be as cool as back-lit Godzilla.

  1. This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 2 boosts.

Characters so far:
Nerdo (boy) - wears a weird vest, wants to study godzilla, is wise
Suito (boy) - hired nerdo. probably has a fancy title
Mr. Science (boy) - inventing micro oxygen; suffers from hubris. uh oh.
Newsie (girl) - asked TUFF questions to Mr. Science on TV
Other Girl (girl) - unhappy with nerdo; I'm not sure why because I was shitposting during that scene.
Other Characters (variable gender) also exist but I don't know what to say about them yet.

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 6 favourites.

In the best decision made so far, the army decides to preemptively evacuate Tokyo before the Kaiju battle. This might be the best decision made in any Godzilla movie ever.

  1. This toot from howler0502 (howler0502@mastodon.social) had 4 favourites.

Godzilla starts this movie off with a bad case of gas.

  1. This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 4 favourites.

having reached the end of this movie, I must conclude that this movie was very strange.

I give it a rating of "okay" because kaijus.

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from Jesse (misc@mastodon.social) had 2 replies.

Can someone explain ? You know, for the newbies. Because I definitely know what it's all about.

  1. This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 2 replies.

Oh no we dropped baby godzilla into a building and he exploded! RIP Junor?

Every time a Kaiju drops another Kaiju I just think of that scene in Dogma where the psycho angel reveals his wings and then just picks people up and drops them for like an hour.

  1. This toot from Wyatt H Knott (whknott@mastodon.social) had 1 replies.

Not trying to assume anyone's gender - but this Godzilla is clearly a menopausal female. I mean, hot flashes, cold sweats, chasing her delinquent teenager across the Pacific, yet not taking anyone's shit when they attack her kid, especially from the annoying neighbor's teenagers.

Activity Graph

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A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 2 Jul 2023. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 103.0 minutes long. There were 72 posts during the event with an average of 0.70 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 80:00 from the start with 3 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 1:00 from the start with 0 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

Wordcloud

Word cloud. See main page for actual description.

The word cloud for Sunday, 2 Jul 2023. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 797 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: godzilla: 40, bug: 11, little: 10, junior: 10, oxygen: 8, kaiju: 8, micro: 7, use: 7, science: 7, giant: 7, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monsterdondoublefeature, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Wed 4 Feb 2026 10:26 EST