Octaman (1971)
Summary

We spent 6 seconds downloading 997 toots at 2026-02-03 23:56:15 EST from a total of 35 servers. We ended up with a set of 111 unique toots posted between Sun 27 Aug 2023 19:00 EDT and Mon 28 Aug 2023 00:16 EDT by 8 distinct fediverse accounts.
We tried to connect to 35 different servers, of which 35 (100.0%) succeeded and 0 (0.0%) failed.
The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 111 .
‘your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦’ (blogdiva@mastodon.social) tooted the most with 42 toots.
The top 3 boosted toots:
How does an octopus hit?
He throws a sucker punch!
- This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 6 boosts.
shooting octopus in the water? ain't that called Texas fishing
- This toot from howler0502 (howler0502@mastodon.social) had 5 boosts.
That's it, I'm starting work on my "Cocaine Bear vs. Octaman" script. #Monsterdon
The top 3 favourited toots:
- This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 11 favourites.
#Octaman is like a mash up of an inflamed hemorrhoid, vagina dentata and Party City tentacle porn costume
- This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 10 favourites.
am running behind y'all and... man... this is the cheeziest bitch slapping in the history of cinema
- This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 10 favourites.
ethpeeking of ethpaneesh ethpeeking pulpos,
never forget Pulpo Paul from the 2010 #WorldCup #CopaMundial
The top 3 most-replied-to toots:
(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)
How does an octopus hit?
He throws a sucker punch!
- This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 3 replies.
#Monsterdon Having failed to seduce Poncho Whittling Guy, Pipeman is discussing cosmic mysteries with the Designated Girl when the #Octaman escapes from his Very Secure Containment Facility (a net on the ground).
Fortunately, Designated Girl casts uses her Turn Cephalopods ability to force the Octaman away, so he can crawl back into the water. We blame his escape on the rain, which I guess brings Octopuses back to full power.
- This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 3 replies.
#Octaman is like a mash up of an inflamed hemorrhoid, vagina dentata and Party City tentacle porn costume
Activity Graph

A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 27 Aug 2023. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 76.0 minutes long. There were 92 posts during the event with an average of 1.21 posts per minute.
The busiest moment was at 25:00 from the start with 4 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 3:00 from the start with 0 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.
Wordcloud

The word cloud for Sunday, 27 Aug 2023. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 804 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: octaman: 62, monsterdonbingo: 16, octopus: 10, scientist: 10, real: 7, monster: 6, designated: 6, girl: 6, weird: 6, host: 5, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monsterdondoublefeature, and the hashtag monsterdon.
Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Wed 4 Feb 2026 10:27 EST
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