Son of Godzilla (1967)

Summary

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We spent 6 seconds downloading 1,536 toots at 2026-02-03 23:56:15 EST from a total of 49 servers. We ended up with a set of 217 unique toots posted between Sun 26 May 2024 19:00 EDT and Mon 27 May 2024 00:26 EDT by 8 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 49 different servers, of which 49 (100.0%) succeeded and 0 (0.0%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 217 .

‘Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈’ (Lazarou@mastodon.social) tooted the most with 59 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 3 boosts.

Is this the rare Godzilla film where Godzilla(s) stay put and humanity fucks off into the sea?

DEAR READER IT IS

And that's a wreck! Thank you again, @Taweret@octodon.social! God this one was really bad, amazing work everyone

  1. This toot from Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social) had 3 boosts.

I give 4 exploding weather balloons out of 5. I wish they made the brainwaves make more sense.

Characters in descending order of likability:
dopey smolzilla
the one girl
hungry journalist
regular 'zilla
poor island schlubs (when you feel sorry for them)
shelob
giant mantises
poor island schlubs (when they are being dumb)
professor pipes

anyway, thanks to @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting another !

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 2 boosts.

I am _gutted_, when I saw both scientists about to sip from their coffee cups at the same time I was absolutely convinced for a quarter of a second that we would be treated to a rare double spit-take. ALAS

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 10 favourites.

"They won't die, they'll just hibernate. Until the snow melts."

Spoken as confidently and with as much basis in true knowledge as ChatGPT

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 8 favourites.

To the scientist who just had his rifle taken away and decided to pull his fixed-blade utility knife while staring up at a mantis that appears to be standing some three to five stories tall: laudable enthusiasm but simmer down there, buddy. Leave the mantis fighting to Godzilla.

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 7 favourites.

Jaunty parsley-harvesting clarinet jazz! This soundtrack just keeps on giving!

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 2 replies.

This goofy music is _not_ appropriate for three giant mantises attacking a baby godzilla and making as if it eat it. Even if it is horrifyingly ugly and greasy-looking.

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 2 replies.

Jaunty parsley-harvesting clarinet jazz! This soundtrack just keeps on giving!

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 2 replies.

Where did Godzilla learn to free throw rocks like that?! Was there an elite-level basketball trainer somewhere on this island OH WAIT

Activity Graph

Activity graph. See main page for actual description.

A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 26 May 2024. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 86.0 minutes long. There were 208 posts during the event with an average of 2.42 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 8:00 from the start with 6 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 2:00 from the start with 0 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

Wordcloud

Word cloud. See main page for actual description.

The word cloud for Sunday, 26 May 2024. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 1561 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: godzilla: 72, sonofgodzilla: 54, island: 31, spider: 28, baby: 26, giant: 25, girl: 20, journalist: 15, mantis: 14, hungry: 12, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monsterdondoublefeature, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Wed 4 Feb 2026 10:30 EST