Chopping Mall (1986)

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We spent 6 seconds downloading 2,212 toots at 2026-02-03 23:56:15 EST from a total of 65 servers. We ended up with a set of 361 unique toots posted between Sun 21 Jul 2024 19:00 EDT and Mon 22 Jul 2024 00:17 EDT by 12 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 65 different servers, of which 65 (100.0%) succeeded and 0 (0.0%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 361 .

‘Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈’ (Lazarou@mastodon.social) tooted the most with 79 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 16 boosts.

for y'all new to following me, Sunday nights is when Mastodon gets all crunk watching bad horror & monster movies in what we call

our kind host is @Taweret@octodon.social

@cheribaker usually provides the cards

@joewynne is our resident mixologist with cocktail suggestions.

am just here to waste some wonderful time like the rest of the little monsters who join in.

so if y'all don't wanna get annoyed by my MST3K-esque commentary, just mute the hashtag until tomorrow morn.

  1. This toot from Ross of Ottawa (ottaross@mastodon.social) had 4 boosts.

Today is evening, but alas we're passing on it tonight.

Enjoy everyone, sounds like killer malfunctions robots on the agenda tonight. No word on whether Crowdstrike is involved in the plot.

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 3 boosts.

IS THAT A CLIP FROM ATTACK OF THE CRAB PEOPLE

MAGNIFICENT, A PLUS, ZERO NOTES

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (Lazarou@mastodon.social) had 11 favourites.

Everything I know about America makes homicidal machines roaming a shopping a mall very plausible

  1. This toot from NovaCora 🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️ (NovaCora@mastodon.social) had 10 favourites.

Tonight was fun, I feel good and so I hope you all have a good night

  1. This toot from Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (Lazarou@mastodon.social) had 10 favourites.

She's just writing "80085" on that calculator

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 5 replies.

OMG chewing gum with your mouth open is just gross.

  1. This toot from your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social) had 4 replies.

anybody watching Chopping Mall on YT? i use , so it skips the ads. which channel are y'all using?

  1. This toot from Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social) had 3 replies.

We can pretty easily calculate the amount of energy necessary to cause a human head to explode, presumably from rapid steam expansion from that laser blast; and now the robots are using those same lasers to cut through sheet steel?

The bots have been rolling themselves around the mall this whole time, too. At some point the plot is going to have to address the fundamental challenges of energy density and discharge rates.

Activity Graph

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A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 21 Jul 2024. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 77.0 minutes long. There were 336 posts during the event with an average of 4.36 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 9:00 from the start with 7 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 46:00 from the start with 1 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

Wordcloud

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The word cloud for Sunday, 21 Jul 2024. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 1956 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: choppingmall: 68, robots: 46, robot: 39, mall: 31, lol: 17, kill: 16, 80s: 15, store: 15, lasers: 15, really: 14, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monsterdondoublefeature, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Wed 4 Feb 2026 10:31 EST