Hercules (1983)

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We spent 1 hour 25 minutes 4 seconds downloading 171,393 toots at Mon 2 Mar 2026 12:44:57 EST from a total of 59 servers. We ended up with a set of 3,850 unique toots posted between Sun 1 Mar 2026 21:00 EST and Sun 1 Mar 2026 22:39 EST by 151 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 137 different servers, of which 59 (43.1%) succeeded and 78 (56.9%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 435 .

‘David Zaslavsky’ (diazona@techhub.social) tooted the most with 152 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social) had 13 boosts.

the reviews for hercules (1983) are impeccable

#monsterdon

  1. This toot from aburka 🫣 (aburka@hachyderm.io) had 13 boosts.

  1. This toot from Cherizilla (cherizilla@hypertext.monster) had 13 boosts.

Hey, #Monsterdon! Here's a bingo card for tonight's film: a most muscular treat, the most Hulking of cinematic experiences... Hercules! 💪🏼 My thanks go to everyone who contributed to the card; we have 44 possible squares, ready to be mixed up into a chaotic jumble of bingo fun. :godzilla_cool:

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#MonsterdonBingo #MonsterdonAlert

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Heathen 🐈 (heathen_cat@furs.social) had 27 favourites.

I'm unironically having a great time, y'all. This feels so much like a bunch of film school kids made their own Clash of the Titans. Like every cheesy stop motion effect was just a labor of love for someone. I grew up with this kinda thing. ❤️

  1. This toot from Paco Hope (paco@infosec.exchange) had 23 favourites.

Who can forget Roger Larry's touching performance as "The Friend."

  1. This toot from Louisa (Louisa@mastodon.xyz) had 23 favourites.

I'm just sayin, if you know about the Minoan statuettes, Ariana's outfit is pretty demure

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from Cecelia (helianthropy@tech.lgbt) had 15 replies.

I really only know Lou Ferrigno from the old Hulk series. Leading man, huh?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

  1. This toot from jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social) had 7 replies.

so was the story of that movie how this scientist king had enslaved the phoenix inside of a mountain to be his power plant and so the gods spawned hercules to stop him but also made him fall in love with the woman that one of the gods had promised to sacrifice to refuel the power plant except another woman who stole the talisman from the core of being gave him a ride there and he was going to be married to the daughter of the evil scientist king but he kicked their ass back into space the end #monsterdon

  1. This toot from Cactuar Joe (CactuarJoe@retro.pizza) had 6 replies.

Okay folks, you made it through what is possibly the least comprehensible movie we've ever watched. As usual, there's just one last labor to perform:

Was HERCULES (1983) the WORST movie of the year?

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A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 1 Mar 2026. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 99.6 minutes long. There were 3364 posts during the event with an average of 33.77 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 36:00 from the start with 62 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 9:00 from the start with 18 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

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The word cloud for Sunday, 1 Mar 2026. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 8891 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: hercules1983: 724, space: 141, herc: 125, time: 96, will: 92, really: 91, think: 90, back: 80, bear: 76, make: 72, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monsterdondoublefeature, thesevenmagnificentgladiators, theincredibleherc, hercules, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Mon 2 Mar 2026 14:10 EST