Hawk the Slayer (1980)

Summary

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We spent 1 hour 34 minutes 28 seconds downloading 174,097 toots at Mon 3 Aug 2026 10:12:36 EDT from a total of 50 servers. We ended up with a set of 3,515 unique toots posted between Sun 2 Aug 2026 21:00 EDT and Sun 2 Aug 2026 22:33 EDT by 133 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 79 different servers, of which 50 (63.3%) succeeded and 29 (36.7%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 468 .

‘David Zaslavsky’ (diazona@techhub.social) tooted the most with 160 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from aburka 🫣 (aburka@hachyderm.io) had 17 boosts.

  1. This toot from Paco Hope (paco@infosec.exchange) had 8 boosts.

You will be visited by 3 ghosts. The ghost of plots past, the ghost of plots present, and the ghost of plots future.

  1. This toot from Marshed Mallow (Mallow@mastodon.world) had 8 boosts.

"She's a witch!!"

"How do you know?"

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"I- I got better..."

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Louisa (Louisa@mastodon.xyz) had 20 favourites.

"I am no messenger. But I will give YOU a message. A message,

OF DEATH!!!"

Lol perfect no notes

  1. This toot from Void Chicken (Taweret@timeloop.cafe) had 19 favourites.

10/10

no notes

five stars

flawless victory

ty for joining, everyone!

#Monsterdon

  1. This toot from Dogwelder (dogwelder@jorts.horse) had 17 favourites.

Before we start watching, I'd just like to point out that this is a terrible way to hold a sword.

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from Vanalope (Vanalope@timeloop.cafe) had 22 replies.

Alright, popcorn popping. Ready to do this monstrosity that is Hawk the Slayer.

#Monsterdon

  1. This toot from Jonathan Lamothe (me@social.jlamothe.net) had 14 replies.

Root #monsterdon post #HawkTheSlayer

  1. This toot from Solarbird :flag_cascadia: (moira@mastodon.murkworks.net) had 4 replies.

I was almost hoping for a full bingo card xD

Activity Graph

Activity graph. See main page for actual description.

A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 2 Aug 2026. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 93.6 minutes long. There were 2964 posts during the event with an average of 31.66 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 30:00 from the start with 50 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 60:00 from the start with 15 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

Wordcloud

Word cloud. See main page for actual description.

The word cloud for Sunday, 2 Aug 2026. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 8368 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: hawktheslayer: 430, hawk: 166, sword: 110, will: 91, ⚔️🦅: 85, think: 82, jack: 79, time: 75, music: 74, silly: 67, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monstermiru, yeah, really, monsterdondoublefeature, beastmaster, thebeastmaster, HawkTheSlayer1980, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Mon 3 Aug 2026 11:47 EDT