The Guyver (1991)

Summary

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We spent 47 minutes 10 seconds downloading 58,823 toots at Mon 31 Aug 2026 12:11:07 EDT from a total of 49 servers. We ended up with a set of 3,566 unique toots posted between Sun 30 Aug 2026 21:00 EDT and Sun 30 Aug 2026 22:32 EDT by 133 distinct fediverse accounts.

We tried to connect to 80 different servers, of which 49 (61.2%) succeeded and 31 (38.8%) failed.

The server mastodon.social contributed the most toots with 447 .

‘πŸ€–Robot Enby XeroπŸ€–’ (xerozohar@retro.pizza) tooted the most with 134 toots.

The top 3 boosted toots:

  1. This toot from Prof. Rachel Thorn πŸ‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈ (RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp) had 10 boosts.

Here's the manga the movie is based on.

  1. This toot from Cactuar Joe (CactuarJoe@retro.pizza) had 9 boosts.

And as the goofy Guyver schleps off into the sunset, we bid goodbye to one weird attempt at a sentai flick. As always, there's just one last thing to do;

Was THE GUYVER (1991) the WORST movie of the year?

  1. This toot from 😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈 (ohiofi@mastodon.social) had 8 boosts.

Death rejected this movie

The top 3 favourited toots:

  1. This toot from Void Chicken (Taweret@timeloop.cafe) had 24 favourites.

why did mark Hamill turn into a giant bug and then die

#monsterdon

  1. This toot from Void Chicken (Taweret@timeloop.cafe) had 22 favourites.

how did you not notice you were wearing alien armor

#monsterdon

  1. This toot from Andy L. (apLundell@timeloop.cafe) had 20 favourites.

#monsterdon Forget it Jake, it's Normal Town.

The top 3 most-replied-to toots:

(Note: this really should exclude people who reply to themselves, it doesn’t do that well, yet)

  1. This toot from Vanalope (Vanalope@timeloop.cafe) had 27 replies.

Ready for some The Guyver!

#Monsterdon

  1. This toot from KSHernandez β™Š(she/her/they) (kshernandez@me.dm) had 10 replies.

I have a good feeling about this... a little gasey feeling but mixed with good. πŸŽ₯ (film camera emoji)

  1. This toot from Becky (firefly_lightning@convenient.email) had 7 replies.

I knew something was gonna splash into the puddle, thought it might be a boot though #monsterdon #theguyver

Activity Graph

Activity graph. See main page for actual description.

A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 30 Aug 2026. Each bar represents one minute. The event was 92.4 minutes long. There were 2905 posts during the event with an average of 31.43 posts per minute.

The busiest moment was at 73:00 from the start with 51 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 10:00 from the start with 13 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

Wordcloud

Word cloud. See main page for actual description.

The word cloud for Sunday, 30 Aug 2026. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts. There were 7737 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent. The top 10 most frequent words were: theguyver: 428, guyver: 228, mark: 125, think: 81, time: 81, hamill: 79, monster: 60, bad: 59, make: 58, better: 54, These words were excluded from the word cloud: movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, good, well, see, know, monstermiru, yeah, really, monsterdondoublefeature, theguyver1991, guyver2darkhero1994, wrongguyver, guyverdarkhero1994, and the hashtag monsterdon.

Analysis of #monsterdon generated at Mon 31 Aug 2026 12:58 EDT